vomit. in real life.

so, i haven't been around for a few days to post a new blog.
because...
my freakin' internet was down for like 4 days.
i came back and had like 40000 facebook emails along with some ebay.

i also purchased a webkinz.
she is a white polar bear with the name of luna.
how quaint.

what i really wanted to rant about is..
number one: falls brook fair puppet show.

we had a falls brook fair puppet show at the library
it was all about the climate and global warming and what we can do to slow down the process.
there were a bunch of kids there, and the puppet show was PRETTY intense.
holy.
i mean i couldn't even hardly stand it.
there was a talking tomato, a mexican, an inuit from nunavut, and nancy.
it was rad.


number two rant: moncton atlantic motel rooms equaling vomit

so.
my cousin is in Moncton for a 6 week french program.
and we were going down to see her, kristen, my aunt and i
i drove down the entire way.
my aunt stopped for a pee break on the highway (that was interesting)
and then, the best part.
we arrive at the motel, which looked like it stepped out of 1960.
and we get to our room, which is totally a smoking room, and we specifically asked for non-smoking.
anyways.
we get there. and examine the room and ughh. vomit.
there was a container with mouse turds on the closet.
kristen rolled down the sheets and literally found about 500 pubes on one pillow.
FIVE HUNDRED PUBIC HAIRS.
vomit, vomit, vomit - vomit.
i mean, seriously.
and then i go to find more pillows in the drawers which are also covered with atleast 600 more pubic hairs.
i couldn't believe it, i still can't believe it.
i mean it was totally disgusting, and the room was so gross, and dirty
and there wasn't even shampoo, or a phone.
i totally died.
and then we lost the key
and then we sat beside this woman who was on acid and was talking to herself and about her sisters to the waitress at this mexican restaurant
and i spoke french to asians.

yeah, it was intense.